Pixie Dust Productions, Inc.: Forget the mysteries of woman...

02 April 2007

Here's the eternal question...

Where the hell is the instruction manual for babies?

At 8:50 AM, Anonymous said...: ROFLMAO!!!!
At 8:59 AM, Anonymous said...: Ha! Oh dear, welcome to the club!
At 9:04 AM, KathyK said...: Every baby is different and what works for one won't work for another. I'm glad you have your mom to help because we all need help in those early days. It's a matter of trial and error, sweetie, and getting to know your babies. They are very demanding house guests who don't even speak your language. But you'll learn that there are different kinds of screams/cries depending on what's wrong. Is there a Mom's club or some other support group around your area? And Pixie, I realize that smoking helps your stress, but your babies will have a greater chance of asthma, ear infections and allergies if you smoke. Please find another way to reduce your stress.
At 9:59 AM, Anonymous said...: Sorry, Pix, no manual or What to expect after you were expecting book. If you find one, or publish one, I'm sure you'll make a fortune we'd all be standing in line. More hugs, Sue
At 9:28 PM, Twin Mommie said...: Well shoot! Maybe if we offered a reward to whoever is HIDING the manual...think they'll give it up? LOL
At 6:18 PM, sticks said...: The remote control is with the manual. That mute button sure would be handy.